From lunatic%thirteen.net Fri Sep  8 17:27:22 2000
Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2000 17:56:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: george <lunatic%thirteen.net>
To: mojo chlojo <chlojolo%medianstrip.net>,
     gidget hamsterbuns <dpacker%fas.harvard.edu>,
     super jeanbot 2000 <jeanbot%hotmail.com>,
     four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge <msr%elision.org>,
     unit commands trouser arousal <slking%medianstrip.net>
Subject: mike is surly

and now, an excerpt from an ACTUAL conversation between jean and george:

---snip---
dave's not surly.
he's more gentle and sad and slightly bitter.

..like good coffee...

he smells good,
and he stains your teeth,
and he's and HOT and BROWN!

.....

i LOVE that he's HOT and BROWN!!
like a MEXICAN!

...we should send this to everybody!

---snip---

i'm sorry dave.  it _is_ funny, though.
-g

i'm not sorry.
-j